Sep
12
das
Actual Things Said in My Facebook Feed!
Whatup yo.
Mar
10
Loves his fiction.
Jun
11
“At a class on how to use my Droid. Yeah, I’m a nerd.”
actually, a nerd would just figure it out. you’re just dumb.
“Zachariah asked me why there are foods that people can’t eat (ie. allergies). I explained to him about sin and the fall and how sickness and death came into the world.”
Science is hard, let’s just make up stories instead.
May
25
“Does anyone have a good recommendation for a book light?”
I’d probably start with anything that lights up..
May
14
“Once again God did something cool for us and our adoption…I needed to make color copies for our dossier for Ethiopia, and God dropped a coupon for 20 free color copies from Staples right into my mail box and amazingly enough, I needed EXACTLY 20 COPIES!!! FREE!! Saved $11.80! Every penny counts!! :)”
I think the mailman put the flyer in your mailbox.
May
11
is this shitty ass ad even in english?
“JAMES JUST PEED ON THE POTTY!!”
good work, now get him to pee *in* the potty.
May
10
“Is there a clinical term for catching murderous rages almost daily?”
Clinically insane.
May
6
“wonders who really has her back in this world.”
wonder if facebook will tell you.
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